Lyrics on dating
Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her f**k you!
Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her get the food ready!
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!
Look, f**k you, I gotta strong rap shit You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack I walked into a bar, and there he was Standing on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin ta f**k it It was a big f**king smelly ass farm llama Damn dogg!
Are there any lyric suggestions you have for a dating app bio?
Yaarai Kaettu Enthan Nenjil Idappakkam Neethaan Nuzhainthaayoa Unthan Uyiril Unthan Peyaril Valappakkam En Peyar Saerpaayoa D-A-T-I-N-GYou And Me Were Meant To Be, Yeah, I Can Clearly See Dating Is A Fantasy Boys'e Yaenka Vaikkaathey Heart'il Helmet Maattaathey Friend'nu Fullstop Vaikkaathey Kaathalicha Karpum Poagaathey Girls'a Chewing Gum Aakkaathey Heart'la Kudisai Poadaathey Kaathal Oru Tholporul Thoandaathey Natpula Redrose Neettaathey Do That Thing You Like To Do Do It Let Me Win Your Heart Let Me Never Stop And Let Me Start All I Wanna Do Is Win Your Heart Aiyo Love Is Full Of Pain Poda Love Is Just A Strain (2)I Don't Wanna Love I Don't Wanna Love (What? - Nø Nø Nø I Wøn't Šay What Šay What Will Yøu Be Mine.. Jus Beat It Man Løve Is Nøt A Fashiøn Løve Is Nøt Trend Løve Is Før Løøsers Beat It Friend Løve Is Nøt Før Me And Løve Is Nøt Før Yøu Løve Is But A Dream Šø Be My Friend Chinna Chinna Šilmisham Chinna Chinna Kurumbugal Šeiya Šølli Thøønduthu Vayasunga ___ (Dash) ___ (Dash) Èthuvumae Ithuvarai Paakkala Køditta Idangalai Nirappunga Løve Is Šuch A Big Mistake Listen Tø Me Bøy I Knøw - Nø Only Friendship Takes Yøu Higher Èveryday As Friends We GrøwÈntha Thappum Šeithida Maattøam Aanaal Thandaa Maathiram Šeivøam Èngal Purse'gal Møthamum Gaali Athilae Mutham Pøadunga(Girls'a Chewing Gum Aakkathey…)Dø Yøu Wanna Gø?
For example, one time, I said I was looking for an extremely serious relationship and was ready to have kids ASAP. If you're stuck on what to say in your dating app bio (like I am, most the time), then maybe some song lyrics will do the trick instead.
It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13 she got some big tits!
(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak Who works in the Dark Carnival. First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richy bitch, yo f**k you!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha f**kers outta here!
I'd go through your phonebook and whack em all And find contestant #1 and break his f**kin jaw! ) Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay I'd be blowin f**kin nuggets off all day!
I'd grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya, the best I can Get ya naked and hit it like a caveman Then we'd go to the beach and walk through the sand I'd throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'll rub your back Grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!!!Essentially, if you think a guy is hot based on your profile picture, you're swiping right on him, right?