List of rules for dating my teenage daughter
One in fact is terrifying and blood-curdling it is unspeakable. Rule #5I do not care about you for the given moment. CONSEQUENCEIf you as so much make my daughter cry, I can make you cry by making your worst fears and nightmares become true. Rule #7As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.This unholy and absolute foolish thing that could happen? If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. :)Frederick 'Freddy' Charles Krueger AKA my sweet little darling princess Katherine's daughter.If you're reading this, well then wise-crack looks like you're the knight who's captured my daughter's heart.Well then, I'm the cop who catchs no good thieves like you. I hope you know exactly who I am, beause I'm the guy infamous for punching out one of these while killing punks like you.Better remember my name there kid, you'll be screaming it to everyone else.
Dear Boy, Only because I do not care to learn your name, for now.
If ya see my mom do me a favor and screech for her to burn in Hell and proceed to flip the bird, admittedly you'll win bonus points from me.
Places where there is darkness- that's my territory bud.
My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.
Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Wanna help spread my name around Springwood, that'd be a helluva nice favor.You be wearing top brand name condoms and not some cheap Ziploc in excuse or so help any little piece of you gets in my daughter (one in which can grow), and I'll slice a certain piece of you into 'little' pieces. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.