Funny cyber sex chats

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Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth c**t. Bloodninja: I softly suck on your cl*t bringing it in and out of my mouth.

It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. : I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... (pause) Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid. Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.

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Why get bogged down with inconvenient registration pages when you don’t have to? I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then. Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?

Girl: nope Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?

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